The Fifth, Sixth, Seventh, and Eighth Treasures of Christmas

First of all, Happy New Year! It is great to be living in the year of our Lord 14,147 (that’s in dog years)!

My brother and I both fell asleep while it was still last year. Then, some of the other boaters starting honking their horns at midnight, so we woke up and I even got a little Turducken dog treat. A great way to to start the new year!

The first exciting thing I want to tell you in this new year is that I have a new website! It is ThisRover.com. Don’t worry; I’ll always be the American Dog, too, but my brother thinks that the two websites will play well together. I guess you can also find us on other places as @ThisRover.

The name comes from one of my favorite songs, “The Sunny Side of the Street”. There’s a part that says:

I used to walk in the shade

With the blues on parade

Now, I’m not afraid

This Rover – crossed over

Here’s a funny thing: I used to think the last verse went like this:

If I never have a cent

I’ll be rich as Rockefeller

Goldens at my feet

On the sunny side of the street!

I guess it’s actually “gold dust”, not “Goldens”, but they both sound good to me. Which do you like better?

Goldens at my feet …

Well, because we were getting the new website up and running, we’re about three days behind in telling you about the Treasures of Christmas. Don’t be too hard on my brother, though; all this web design is not his strong suit. We’ll get caught up right now!

The Fifth Treasure of Christmas

On one of our walks patrolling the docks, I got this nice cardboard tube from Carla, one of the ladies who has a boat here. It is sturdy! It’s so nice, I haven’t even tried to take it apart. That speaks well of it!

The Sixth Treasure of Christmas

We have been taking a lot of walks every morning up on the National Mall. It is so different being there early when no one else is there. Just us and the squirrels!

Well, this was a nice surprise! It was the top half of a multi-grain bagel. It was so healthy, even my brother didn’t mind me getting it. With that nourishment, I was able to walk with purpose up to the Capitol building.

The Seventh Treasure of Christmas

To give 2020 a proper send off, I got a new harness! I had rubbed my old one against the rock walls so much that a lot of the seams were fraying. I really like the new one. It’s a very stylish blue, with reflective stripes. And it doesn’t get in the way of my dancing!

There are so many pretty spots on the Mall. This little garden is part of the Smithsonian Castle. It’s hidden away from the main streets – kind of like the Nakatomi Gardens back home. Another plus about going early in the morning is that I get to walk in the actual gardens! I always try to be careful about stepping on the flowers, but sometimes I forget. After visiting the garden, we walked back up to the Capitol. Here’s a little dance to commemorate the occasion:

The Eighth Treasure of Christmas

So here we are, back at New Year’s Day! Did you know that today is also a celebration of Mary, the Mother of God? And if that’s not enough, it’s also called the Octave of Christmas. I always try to sing an octave below the fire truck sirens when they come by! Maybe I’ll try a Christmas carol next time.

To celebrate all those things, we took a walk early this morning. Here is my first Whiskey Tango dance of the new year:

It was so quiet outside this morning. I guess not everyone went to bed as early as we did.

Then, when you least expect it, as we were walking past the American History Museum, look what I found:

Someone left an entire meal of Chinese food! I didn’t get to eat all of this treasure, but here’s the funny thing: about thirty minutes later, I was ready for another treasure!

Well, here’s hoping you find all the treasures you’re looking for this year … and also some that come to you as a complete surprise. Those are the funnest kind!

The Fourth Treasure of Christmas

Well, we only took a few steps outside the Yacht Club this morning and I had found my first treasure of the day!

Shake Shack!

I love Shake Shack! They have those nice big, bags and those tidy little boxes, that are perfectly mouth-sized. So thoughtful of them!

My brother wouldn’t let me go through all the bags that were by the trash can, but that’s OK – I knew the day was just beginning!

We got a good walk in, with a beautiful sunrise. I was so happy, I had to do my Whiskey Tango dance in front of the Disabled Veterans’ headquarters. I hoped they enjoyed it!

Whiskey Tango at the Delta Alpha Victor

Today is also the memorial day of St Thomas Beckett. I don’t think it’s his birthday; I think it was the day he died, but it was a very long time ago. I sure am learning about a lot of brave people! I love hearing about brave people, and dogs, too!

The Second Treasure of Christmas

Today was so exciting that I’ve already carried two treasures – and we haven’t even gone on our evening walk yet! The second one happened so fast that I don’t have any pictures for you, so let me show you my first, beautiful find this morning:

The Ghost of Cinnamon Rolls Past

Unfortunately, the cinnamon rolls were gone, but there was some of that icing on the lid, just waiting for me!

Now the second treasure of the day happened at PetSmart. My brother and I went there to get me some food: he was looking for reduced-calorie, for some reason. I think I almost have the moves perfected, so let me share them with my four-legged friends. I’ll bet you’ll be getting more treasures in no time:

  1. Find a rawhide bone on one of the lower displays and grab it.
  2. Put up a fight to let go of it, but not too much. This is important, because it puts everyone at ease.
  3. Wait until your brother or sister is distracted. I waited until my brother was trying to talk to the saleslady, get out his credit card, and punch in his rewards number, all at the same time.
  4. Grab another treasure! This time, make sure that you have a really good grip on it. Don’t let go. Your patience will be rewarded.

In our case, the lady was so nice, she said, “Oh, Winston, that can be my Christmas gift to you.” Wasn’t that thoughtful? Anyway, I had it all eaten before we got back to the boat, so I’ll show you the happy dance I did in the parking garage, instead:

Whiskey Tango in the Parking Garage

My brother calls my little dance a Whiskey Tango. He can have the whiskey, and I’ll do the tango. That’s one of the many reasons we get along so well!

I also heard that today is the Feast of the Holy Family. That’s so cool, because we go to church at Holy Family when we’re back home! I often wonder what kind of dog Jesus, Mary, and Joseph had. I’d like to think it was one of my great-great-great-great-grandparents. If you know the answer, please let me know!

Well, it’s time for my new dog food. I’ll see you tomorrow!